[identity profile] muck-a-luck.livejournal.com
Title: Filled Chocolates
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Rating: R
Summary: Jack's just trying to do the crossword.
Content/warnings: None.
Words: 1024
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck

Filled Chocolates
[identity profile] creyr.livejournal.com
Title: Mexican Night
Author: [livejournal.com profile] creyr
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Spike is in the mood for Mexican food
Warnings: AU, D/s, possibly squicky abuse of avocados
Word count: 2,611
Disclaimer: I wish they were mine, sadly Joss and Mutant Enemy won't let them go. Not for profit.
Feedback: Yes, please!
Notes: This is just a little scene in the Demagnetized universe, although it isn't necessary that you read that before reading this. This is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava, despite the aforementioned avocado abuse.

Mexican Night
[identity profile] just-ann-now.livejournal.com
Featuring Mag the Cook. Posted here at [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava's instigation. Not mine (except Mag, of course); merely borrowed for 100 words.

Mag the Cook Remembers Boromir )

Family Traditions )
[identity profile] uisgich.livejournal.com
Title: Gondorian Muffins
Pairing: Aragorn/Boromir
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Summary: Boromir makes muffins
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Characters and places not mine - they belong to J. R. R. Tolkien
Notes: Pure silliness! Originally posted to "Rugbytackle", "Sons of Gondor" "Bean Squee" and my journal back in November 2003. The first in a small series of food!porn fics.
Feedback: Would love it!
Archive: Rugbytackle and my journal only.

This is extreme silliness, and it's entirely down to [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck

Born from her recipe for Pumpkin Chocolate Chip muffins, and then putting the idea of Manly Men in the kitchen in my head!

For the recipe, click here

Gondorian Muffins )
[identity profile] muck-a-luck.livejournal.com
Title/Chapter: The Curative Properties of Honey
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Richard Sharpe/Elessar Telcontar
Rating: PG-13 to NC-17
Summary: Mr. Sharpe has a difficult morning in the fog and
Content/warnings: Crossover. Violence.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: No infringement on anybody's copyrights intended. Fan fic worries some authors, because they find that they get a note from a fan or see something posted and it parallels something they were planning to write and their publishers flinch and they lose a whole storyline. Well, my sincere and abject apologies to Mr. Cornwell or any representative or asignee of the Tolkien estate who was considering a Sharpe/Middle Earth crossover novel. I swear by all that's holy that I will not claim any copyright in your publication. Dude.
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck

The Curative Properties of Honey
[identity profile] just-ann-now.livejournal.com
Not new (sorry) nor smutty (oops), but food + fun + only 100 calories words each!

Charmed: Mr. and Mrs. Imrahil-to-be

Al Fresco: Mystery characters!
ext_56709: (AKT - Herald)
[identity profile] jjjean65.livejournal.com
Title: Repast
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jjjean65
Rating: NC17
Fandom: A Knight's Tale
Pairing: Chaucer/Wat
Summary: Chaucer and Wat and a picnic.
Disclaimer: Check with Brian Helgeland for ownership.
Feedback: comments of any kind are fine. ;p
Comments: written for [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 prompt #33 Too Much. Ta to [livejournal.com profile] maubast for the beta.
Warnings: slashy smut.

Repast - at my journal
[identity profile] billfl.livejournal.com
I know, cj, I'm working on my other fics, but this is a story I published a couple of years back in the BtVS creative group, and this journal provides me with the perfect opportunity to inflict share it with you all.

Title: Trade Description Act
Author: Bill Livingston
Rating: (G)
Fandom: Angel
Pairing: No 'ship stuff. Sorry
Summary: 100 Words of not the sort of Valentine surprise most women hope for. Originally written for a Chocolate Drabble challenge.
Disclaimer: All Characters owned by Joss W & Mutant Enemy. Grrr. Arrgh.
Feedback: Feedback is welcome. If you liked it, please let me know. If not, please let me know. In either case, please let me know *why*.

It's a Fair Cop )
[identity profile] creyr.livejournal.com
Title: Twinkie Aversion Therapy
Author: [livejournal.com profile] creyr
Fandom: BTVS
Characters: Spike/Xander
Summary: Spike isn't happy to find his pet gorging on junk food
Prompt: Food Play
Warnings: AU, D/s, torture by other demons
Word Count: 1,702
Rating: NC-17
Feedback: Yes, please.
Disclaimer: I wish they were mine, sadly Joss and Mutant Enemy won't let them go. Not for profit.
Author's Notes: This is a small chapter in a longer epic of porn. If you are interested in the rest, click the previous parts links. How could I resist this comm though? For [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava.

Previous parts: Memories or in order on the prompt table

Twinkie Aversion Therapy )
[identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
Title: Minas Migraine
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava
Fandom: LotR
Pairing: Faramir/Boromir
Rating: G
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] empy as my gift in the [livejournal.com profile] sons_of_gondor Trick or Treat Fic/Art Exchange.
Archive: [livejournal.com profile] cocoa_smut
Summary: Waaaay back in 2003 [livejournal.com profile] kielle suggested this plotbunny to me: "I bet Faramir gets migraines." It's stuck with me ever since. I guess it was time to let it out! Thanks for quickie-betas to[livejournal.com profile] jenlittlebottom and [livejournal.com profile] suzene.

Yes, I have sought Ioreth's advice... )

SG-31

Apr. 2nd, 2007 08:00 pm
[identity profile] muck-a-luck.livejournal.com
I see that CJ got blamed for this one, too. She seems to inspire much food!porn. Perhaps that is why she is the creator of this community!

Title: SG-31
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Goa'uld/Jack O'Neill/Teal'c/Sam Carter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: The Dark Muse met SG-1, and apparently she needed a snack.
Content/warnings: None. Essentially PWP. Het content.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Blame: Well, mostly we are blaming my brain. But I floated the following three first lines: a. Teal'c eyed the ice cream with apprehension… b. Billy loved ice cream, but he never thought to be looking at it from quite this angle… c. The cold touch in the small of his back made him gasp into Orli's kiss… and our dear [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava voted for Teal'c. So here we are in Stargate-land, again!


SG-31

Uh, oh...

Apr. 2nd, 2007 07:54 pm
[identity profile] muck-a-luck.livejournal.com
I said I'd be back!!!!This one is LOTR_RPS.

Title: Uh, oh...
Author: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck, posting in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom/John Rees Davies, Elijah Wood/Orlando Bloom (implied)
Rating: PG, as it turned out, more's the pity...
Summary: Attack of the Cuntebago
Content/warnings: None. Kinky food!porn?
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Slash is fiction. So while we may all be demented, slash is basically the author's own porno script, populated by the individuals she feels would be ideal to fill the various roles if she ruled the universe if she were ever fortunate enough have the opportunity to bring her vision to the screen. *snortle*
Archive rights: My journals [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck. Green Opals, if they're interested.

Uh, oh...
[identity profile] muck-a-luck.livejournal.com
Yay for CJ and boredom! A combination that has yielded such great communities as [livejournal.com profile] _dangerpants_ and now, [livejournal.com profile] tasty_fics!

I'll be back with a few more links. This one is Stargate SG-1.

Title: Late Reports (or The Chocolate Icing Handjob)
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava, with an important cameo appearance by [livejournal.com profile] seidhle, posted in [livejournal.com profile] brainofck
Pairing: Daniel Jackson/Cameron Mitchell/Jack O'Neill/Teal'c/Sam Carter
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Taquitos, quacamole, icing and pie. Everything you could possibly want at an orgy, right?
Content/warnings: Food!porn. Spanking. Essentially PWP. Het content.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: If anybody is planning a script like this for SG-1, I'm certainly not going to claim any rights to it. However, I'd be delighted to work in a co-writing/consulting/first-reader/advisory-type capacity, with my fee to be negotiated at that time. :D
Archive rights: Absolutely none. My journals only. [livejournal.com profile] muck_a_luck and [livejournal.com profile] brainofck


Late Reports (or the Chocolate Icing Handjob)
[identity profile] cocoajava.livejournal.com
Viola. Welcome to Tasty Fics! Tis my shiny new community, so I am indulging in the first post. Tis a story that was very fun to write.

Title: "Soul Food"
Author: [livejournal.com profile] cocoajava
Pairing: Tim Bayliss and his Mind. Guest appearances by Frank and Munch.
Rating: G (Also rated C for confused, L for lonely and A for Awwww.)
Fandom: Homicide: Life on the Street (AKA "the best damned television show ever")
Summary: The small glimpses we've been allowed into Tim's apartment and life there haven't been nearly enough for me, so I thought I'd fool about with that setting. This is simply a ramble, no major plot is in store, and was fun to write. Tis also offered out for [livejournal.com profile] suzene's birthday.
Feedback: Oh god, yes. :D
Warnings: It's a bit.... cheesy.

Tim’s apartment in Fells Point wasn’t anything remarkable )
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