New (to Tasty_Fics): Trade Description Act

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I know, cj, I'm working on my other fics, but this is a story I published a couple of years back in the BtVS creative group, and this journal provides me with the perfect opportunity to inflict share it with you all.

Title: Trade Description Act
Author: Bill Livingston
Rating: (G)
Fandom: Angel
Pairing: No 'ship stuff. Sorry
Summary: 100 Words of not the sort of Valentine surprise most women hope for. Originally written for a Chocolate Drabble challenge.
Disclaimer: All Characters owned by Joss W & Mutant Enemy. Grrr. Arrgh.
Feedback: Feedback is welcome. If you liked it, please let me know. If not, please let me know. In either case, please let me know *why*.


TRADE DESCRIPTION ACT
By Bill Livingston

Many people believe vampires lack a sense of humor. This is patently untrue. What is true, though, is that vampire humor is often unsuited to human tastes.

Winifred Burkel has just discovered this the hard way, simply by absently munching a chocolate confection left on Harmony's desk by Spike as a gift. What she thought was a praline cream instead turned out to have gristle, bone and (naturally) blood inside. After a quick check of the box, Angel, Wesley and Gunn confronted Spike.

"What?!?" he said indignantly. "Look, if they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"

Comments

[cocoajava.livejournal.com]

Hey, Bill's here! WooHoo! And that was a simply delicious little bitlet of fiction. Most tasty indeed, and a welcome addition to this new little community! Thanks!!!!

And Spike IS right. Mmmm. Crunchy.